I'm so green, it's really amazing
I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me
I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy
-Barenaked Ladies

kagaguhan.

me: chesca. *points at lex* glomp her.
chez: what?
me: glomp her.
lex: sandali, sadali... ang pagkarinig ko kasi "hump her".
me: *falls down on the floor and rolls with laughter* pota.
chez: *humps the divider*
me: *falls down on the floor laughing*

lex: sabi ng bard "i have a big guitar."
me: sabi ng girl "i've been looking for a guy with a big instrument."

*high five*