To all those who use our competetor's products... Happy Father's Day.
-Durex Condoms
WHAT WE'VE LEARNED FROM DAD.
Trust Your Instincts
Decoding the signature Rialp sleight of hand or the cryptic 'aahh' that can mean mustard, napkin, rice or please slice a generous piece of mango pie for me that I may partake in the enjoyment of this festive occasion in the year of our Lord 2005.
(dad tends to not finish his sentences)
Surprises Are Everywhere
When boredom sets in, believing that several new DVDs - albeit some sharing the same title - have materialized somewhere in the house without prior notice. Moreover, the aforementioned DVDs are often complemented by the presence of a bag of Lays potato chips and 1.5 litres of Coca-Cola.
(dad buys a lot of movies)
When You Fail, Try Again
Communicating your thought clearly and precisely the first time is an exercise in vanity, the second time a test of patience, the third time a reward for your perseverance.
(dad's a little hard at hearing)
Life Is Ironic
Purchasing hundreds of pesos worth of medication for uric acid and honey roasted peanuts from the very same establishment says it all, and is likewise demonstrative of the adage you are what you eat...nuts.
(peanuts elevate uric acid)
A Journey Begins with a Single Step
Mentioning you have a new trivial interest may lead to protracted queries concerning where you think you are in your life, answers where you should be in your life, and ultimately telephone numbers and email addresses to contact the people who can help you change your life.
(one word: connections.)
Some Things Are Habit Forming
Q-Tips, Ring Tones, Free Cell, Automated Foot Massagers, Megastructures, Anti-Virus Programs, Mane and Tail, Foldable Reading Glasses, Half a Fruit
and best of all...
Express Yourself or Be Brave…
Whether at midnight or at high noon, sing and sing at the top of your lungs so that canine and human alike may know you have returned to your household in great spirits.
(dad's especially enthusiastic when he gets home from voice lessons)
Happy Father's Day
Love Miguelot, Kurokotok, and Boogs
-Durex Condoms
WHAT WE'VE LEARNED FROM DAD.
Trust Your Instincts
Decoding the signature Rialp sleight of hand or the cryptic 'aahh' that can mean mustard, napkin, rice or please slice a generous piece of mango pie for me that I may partake in the enjoyment of this festive occasion in the year of our Lord 2005.
(dad tends to not finish his sentences)
Surprises Are Everywhere
When boredom sets in, believing that several new DVDs - albeit some sharing the same title - have materialized somewhere in the house without prior notice. Moreover, the aforementioned DVDs are often complemented by the presence of a bag of Lays potato chips and 1.5 litres of Coca-Cola.
(dad buys a lot of movies)
When You Fail, Try Again
Communicating your thought clearly and precisely the first time is an exercise in vanity, the second time a test of patience, the third time a reward for your perseverance.
(dad's a little hard at hearing)
Life Is Ironic
Purchasing hundreds of pesos worth of medication for uric acid and honey roasted peanuts from the very same establishment says it all, and is likewise demonstrative of the adage you are what you eat...nuts.
(peanuts elevate uric acid)
A Journey Begins with a Single Step
Mentioning you have a new trivial interest may lead to protracted queries concerning where you think you are in your life, answers where you should be in your life, and ultimately telephone numbers and email addresses to contact the people who can help you change your life.
(one word: connections.)
Some Things Are Habit Forming
Q-Tips, Ring Tones, Free Cell, Automated Foot Massagers, Megastructures, Anti-Virus Programs, Mane and Tail, Foldable Reading Glasses, Half a Fruit
and best of all...
Express Yourself or Be Brave…
Whether at midnight or at high noon, sing and sing at the top of your lungs so that canine and human alike may know you have returned to your household in great spirits.
(dad's especially enthusiastic when he gets home from voice lessons)
Happy Father's Day
Love Miguelot, Kurokotok, and Boogs
posted by behja at 7:47:00 PM
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